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Srila Rasikananda prabhu - Avirbhav
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Srila A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupad
- Tirubhav
Gopasthami
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Srila Srinivas Acharya - Tirubhav
Jagadhatri puja
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BHAGAVAD-GITA 11:16
aneka-bahudara-vaktra-netram
pasyami tvam sarvato 'nanta-rupam
nantam na madhyam na punas tavadim
pasyami visvesvara visva-rupa
WORD FOR WORD
aneka--many; bahu--arms; udara--bellies;
vaktra--mouths; netram--eyes;
pasyami--I see; tvam--You; sarvatah--on
all sides;
ananta-rupam--unlimited form; na antam--no
end; na madhyam--no middle;
na punah--nor again; tava--Your; adim--beginning;
pasyami--I see;
visva-isvara--O Lord of the universe;
visva-rupa--in the form of the
universe.
TRANSLATION
O Lord of the universe, O universal
form, I see in Your body many,
many arms, bellies, mouths and eyes,
expanded everywhere, without
limit. I see in You no end, no middle
and no beginning.
PURPORT
Krsna is the Supreme Personality of
Godhead and is unlimited; thus
through Him everything could be seen.
Copyright 1983 The Bhaktivedanta Book
Trust International.
Used with permission.
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From the Srimad Bhagavatam, 1:6:19.
yA vai lasac-chrI-tulasI-vimizra-
kRSNAGghri-reNv-abhyadhikAmbu-netrI
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punAti lokAn ubhayatra sezAn
kas tAM na seveta mariSyamANaH ||
"The river [Ganges, by which the King
sat to fast] carries the
most auspicious water, which is mixed
with the dust of the lotus feet of
the Lord and Tulasi leaves. Therefore
that water sanctifies the three
worlds, inside and outside, and even
sanctifies Lord Shiva and other devas - demigods. Consequently everyone
who is destined to die must take shelter
of this river."
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hare
krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare
hare
rama hare rama rama rama hare hare
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Explanations of the Maha Mantra
by Srila Bhaktivinoda Thakura
Hare Krsna Hare Krsna Krsna Krsna Hare
Hare
Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare
Hare
O Hari! Having captured my mind, please
free me from material bondage.
O Krsna! Please attract my mind by
pulling it to You.
O Hari! Please capture my mind by
Your unsurpassable sweetness.
O Krsna! Please purify my mind with
knowledge about devotional service given to me by Your own devotee(s).
O Krsna! Please make me able to relish
Your transcendental name, form,
qualities, pastimes etc., repetedly.
O Hari! Please make me fit to serve
You.
O Hari! Please make me able to relish
Your transcendental name, form,
qualities pastimes etc.
O Rama! Let me hear about Your most
cherished pastimes in the company of
Your dearest devotee.
O Hara (Radha) Please reveal to me
Your most cherished pastimes with Your
beloved Sri Krsna.
O Rama! Please reveal to me Your most
cherished pastimes with Your beloved
Srimati Radhika.
O Rama! Please engage me in remembering
Your transcendental name, form,
qualities, pastimes etc.
O Rama! Please make me fit to serve
You while remembering Your transcendental name, form, qualities and pastimes
etc.
O Hari! Having accepted me as one
of Your own servitors, please enjoy me as
You please.
O Hari! Please enjoy me in Your transcendental
way. This is my humble request at Your lotus feet. I am Yours.
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nAham kartA hariH kartA tatpUjA karmachaakhilam.h|
taThaapi matkR^itaa pUja tatprasaadhEna
naanyaThaa|
tadbhakti tadphalam.h mahyam.h tatprasaadaat.h
punaH punaH |
karmanyaasO harAvevam.h vishNOsthR^iptikaraH
sadhA ||
"I am not the doer, shri Hari is the
doer, all the actions that I do are His worship. Even then, the worship
I do is through His grace and not otherwise. That devotion developed and
the fruits of the actions that come to me are also due to His recurring
grace"
--- Quoted by Sri madhvAchArya in
GitA tAtparya
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MAYAPUR
- WEST BENGAL FLOOD RELIEF:
Dear Maharajs, Prabhus, and Matajis.
Hare Krishna.
Please accept my humble obeisances.
All glories to Srila Prabhupad.
As you may well know from news reports there is profuse flooding especially in Bengal and Bangladesh regions. To alieviate the suffering there, we are asking if anyone can send some donation to assist in the relief work and feeding the needy.
There are three methods for sending donations for flood relief in Mayapur.
1) Via Online Credit card donation.
Please go to http://www.mayapurtrust.org/flood2000.html
2) Via Bank Transfer to
Bhaktivedanta Books Inc.
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Kings Cross, NSW 2010. Australia.
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3) By sending cheques or cash directly
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Sri Mayapur Flood Relief
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Calcutta
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West Bengal,
India
Please Visit: http://www.mayapur.org/community/flood2000/
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MAHAKUMBHA
MELA - ALLAHABAD (Prayag)- 2001
First Mahakumbh of the New Karmi Millennium
Main Bathing
Dates
9th January, 2001 - Paush Purnima
14th January, 2001 - Makar Sankranti
24th January, 2001 - Mauni Amavasya
29th January, 2001 - Basant Panchami
8th February, 2001 - Magh Purnima
21st February, 2001 - Mahashivaratri
For detail information - Please write
to :
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U.P. Tourism,
35 - M.G. Marg,
Allahabad (U.P), India
Phone : 091-532-601873
Fax : 091-532-611374
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2 tablespoons
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1/4 cup bread
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1/2 teaspoon
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1/4 teaspoon
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2 large potatoes
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2 teaspoons
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1 cup shredded
Cheddar cheese -- divided
4 handfulls
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Paprika
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One day a young man was visiting the
fair. Over to one side was a small
tent, with a sign that said "For 50
dollars I'll teach you to be a mind
reader! - Apply within."
So the young man thought that he'd
give it a go, and went inside.
Behind a small table inside was an
old man, who looked up when the young
man entered and says, "Ah, you must
be here for the mind reading lessons."
"Er, yes," the young man said.
"Well, follow me, and I'll give you
your first lesson."
Then the old man goes out the back
of the tent and comes back with a
hose. "Here, hold this hose," he said.
"Why?" said the young man.
"It's part of the lesson," replies
the old man, "Now, look in the end
and tell me what you see."
So the young man looks into the end
of the hose, and only sees darkness.
"I don't see anything," he tells the
old man.
Just then the old man turns on a tap,
and the hose shoots water into
the young man's face.
"I just knew you'd do something like
that." the young man shouts at the
old man.
"There. You are now a mind reader!"
the old man replies,
"That'll be 50 dollars."
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As the storm raged, the captain realized
his ship was sinking fast.
He called out, "Anyone here know how
to pray?"
One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain,
I know how to pray."
"Good," said the captain, "you pray
while the rest of us put on our
life jackets - we're one short."
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Revenge:
A guy was known among his friends to
be very brief and to the point. He
really never said too much. One day,
a rather pushy saleswoman promoting
a certain brand of brushes, knocked
his door and asked to see his wife, so
the guy told her that she wasn't home.
"Well," the woman said, "could I please
wait for her?"
The man directed her to the drawing
room and left her there for more than
three hours waiting.
After feeling really worried, she called
out for him and asked, "Excuse me, May I know where your wife is?"
"She went to the cemetery," he replied.
"Oh, ...and when is she coming back?"
"I don't really know," he said. "She's
been there eleven years now."
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Do you know what an agnostic dyslexic
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One who lies awake at night trying to figure out if there's a doG.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=- Did you
ever wonder? =-=--=-=-=-=-=-=
If it's hard to be nostalgic in old
age, when you can't remember anything.
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...where the term "TO HOLD AT BAY"
came from?
Those of us who are familiar with Landseer's
painting, THE STAG AT BAY,
know the meaning of the phrase; when
facing a desperate situation, to hold
at a standstill. Despite the picture,
the fact that the dogs are obviously
barking or baying is just a chance
double meaning of the word "bay."
Our phrase seems to come from the
French phrase, tenir a bay, which
really means "to hold in a state of
suspense or inaction."
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If a king is killed by his eldest
son, that is a bad heir day.
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What former world ruler was a proponent
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German Chancellor Konrad Add an hour
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"It is a miracle that curiosity survives
formal education."
Albert Einstein
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Source - The Western Mail.
British Airways intends to introduce
compulsory drink and drug testing
for staff, following the grounding
of 11 pilots and three cabin crew
members for alleged drinking before
flights.
A BA spokesman aid that they had been
looking into the possibility
since May, but the publicity surrounding
the charges made by a Channel
4 documentary has clearly stiffened
their resolve.
The allegations made in the TV programme
refer to short-haul flights
out of Gatwick airport to European
destinations, with one pilot said
to have had the equivalent of 10 pints
of beer before a flight.
Your Life in Their Hands!!!
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No member of a crew is praised for
the rugged individuality of his rowing.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Something to think about (for some):
The alcoholic beverage Beer, is made
by fermentation caused by bacteria feeding
on yeast cells and then defecating......
......In other words, it's a nice tall,
cold glass of bacteria feces.
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"When you breath, you inspire. When
you do not breath, you expire."
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You might like to check out Krishna-conscious
jokes - http://vedaveda.com/anglais/joke/deux.html
Also check out the Humour section
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