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Healing with humour: Taking better care of ourselves =>;-))
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So Lord Caitanya is known as the one:
- hasya-kari & hasya-yuk ==> who laughs & jokes
- hasya-priya ==> who is fond of joking
- hasya-nagara ==> who is the hero of those expert in speaking joking words
- hasya-grami & hasya-kara ==> is expert at joking
- pushpa-hasa ==> whose smile & laugh are as charminng as flowers.
Lord Gauranga's smiling & laughing qualities ki...
ys Radhe Govinda dasa
P.S. One of the qualities of Srimati Radharani is that she is very expert
in the art of joking.
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Four Wives parable:
http://www.hknet.org.nz/4wives.pps
Click on this link to see how really short life is.
http://www.sastradana.com/video/lifeisshort.wmv
sent in by Shyamasundar prabhu ACBSP
Angry mouths flip out at a Press Conference
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym9hMtpk9d4
12 days of Xmas Indian style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owK5tHjL0aE
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.
As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a seven-foot grizzly charging towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster.
He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him. At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my God..."
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
It was then that a bright light shone down upon the man and a voice came out of the sky saying: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice. The light went out. And the sounds of the forest resumed.
Then the bear lowered its paw, bowed its head and spoke: "Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful. Amen."
sent in by Hiranyagarbha prabhu Auckland
When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might
someday become collectors' items.
I went to the bank and picked up a hundred, serially numbered and still
in their original band.
On my next trip to my parents' house, I gave the $200 to my mother and said, "Take good care of these. They might be worth something someday."
Several months later I asked Mom if she was keeping the two-dollar bills safe. "Oh, yes!" she replied. "I deposited them in the bank the day after you left."
1. Don't change horses..........................until they stop running.
2. Strike while the..................................bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before.................Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never under estimate the power of.....termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but..... how?
6. Don't bite the hand that.....................looks dirty.
7. No news is.................................impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a ......................Mister.
9. You can't teach an old dog new..........math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll.......stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust............................me.
12. The pen is mightier than the..........pigs
13. An idle mind is.........................the best way to relax.
14 Where there's smoke there's.............pollution.
15. Happy is the bride who.................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is....................not much
17. Two's company, three's ..............the Musketeers
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what........you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..........you
have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as.............Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not........spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed.............get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you.......... see in the picture
on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind...........get out of the way.
And the WINNER and last one!
25. Better late than................... pregnant.
Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided
as they left a New York publishing house last Thursday, according to the
Associated Press.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, amazed,
wowed....
A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow
with a post card in his hand.
The old man said, "Sir, I'm sorry to bother you but could you address
this post card for me? My arthritis is acting up today and I can't even
hold a pen."
"Certainly sir," said the younger man, "I'd be glad to."
He wrote out the address and also agreed to write a short message and
sign the card for the man.
Finally, the younger man asked, "Now, is there anything else I can
do for you?"
The old fellow thought about it for a moment and said, "Yes, at the end could you just add, 'PS: Please excuse the sloppy hand-writing.'?"
Holy crap....time to find another place to park the car
.......and STOP feeding them birds !!!!!!
Jasbinder was at the mall and went into a toy shop, picked up a toy plane, gave the shopkeeper fake money and started to leave.
The shopkeeper told him, "Excuse me little boy, this isn't real money."
Jasbinder continued walking out of the shop and didn't reply.
The shopkeeper repeated himself, and Jasbinder kept walking.
The third time the shopkeeper called him, Jasbinder said "What?"
The shopkeeper said, "I'm sorry, young man, but this is not real money."
Jasbinder looked at the plane in his hands, looked at the shopkeeper and finally said, "And this isn't a real plane."
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road in Bengal,
when all of a
sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old
farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over
to investigate.
He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few days
later, the local police sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and
asked the
farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The old farmer said he had buried them.
The sheriff then asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?" The old
farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know
how them politicians lie."
Kool cats......eeeer yo Daawg
3 men, 1 a garbageman,1 a waiter and the other a lawyer, all died on
the one day, and all floated up where they arrived at the gates of
heaven.
As they stood on a cloud, a saint appeared before them and said:
'Before any of you enter heaven you must answer 1 question' The saint
walked up to the garbage man and said:
"What was the name of the ship that sunk in 1912? they made a movie
about it".
"I know, the man cried " I watched the movie with my girlfriend, it
was the "Titanic". "Ok" the saint said "go in"
After the first man had entered, the saint walked over to the waiter
and said:
"How many people died when the Titanic went down?"
The man thought for a second then replied "I'm not sure, but around
1200?" "Close enough" the saint answered and let him enter.
Finally he reached the lawyer and said :
"ok" the saint said "Name them"
Did
you ever wonder? 
Maybe kids today aren't getting dumber. Maybe they're just getting funnier! Enjoy these analogies and metaphors found in actual high school essays.
Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country, speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m.instead of 7:30.
from Verenita
Q. What do misers do in winter?
A....huddle round a candle.
Q. What do misers do when its really cold?
A....they light the candle.
told to us at the Sunday feast by Narad (age 10) son of Tulsi mataji and Madhumangala prabhu
Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to
his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation What can you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms."
The ways of this material world - strange but true
Hundreds of passengers on a train in India were asked by the conductor to get out and push.
The train came to a halt when a passenger pulled the emergency cord. But it stopped in a 'neutral zone' - a small section of the track in which there's no electrical current in the overhead wires.
The passengers were forced to get off the train and it took them half-an-hour to push it the remaining 12 feet into the powered stretch of the line.
A spokesman for Indian Railways commented, "In so many years of service in the railways, I have never come across such a bizarre incident."
Did you hear about the person who witnessed a robbery in a fabric factory
and immediately called the police.
They caught the culprit and held him as a material witness.
Ooooooooooooooops
SAINT, n. A dead sinner revised and edited. The Duchess of Orleans relates that the irreverent old calumniator, Marshal Villeroi, who in his youth had known St. Francis de Sales, said, on hearing him called saint: "I am delighted to hear that Monsieur de Sales is a saint. He was fond of saying indelicate things, and used to cheat at cards. In other respects he was a perfect gentleman, though a fool."
Devil's Dictionary, Ambrose Bierce
http://www.online-literature.com/bierce/devilsdictionary/
.......more optical illusions and paradigm twists here:
SARCOPHAGUS, n. Among the Greeks a coffin which being made of a certain kind of carnivorous stone, had the peculiar property of devouring the body placed in it. The sarcophagus known to modern obsequiographers is commonly a product of the carpenter's art.
Devil's Dictionary, Ambrose Bierce
http://www.online-literature.com/bierce/devilsdictionary/
A dog had followed his owner to school. His owner was a Fourth grader at a public elementary school. However, when the bell rang, the dog sidled inside the building and made it all the way to the child's classroom before a teacher noticed and shoo'ed him outside, closing the door behind him.
The dog sat down, whimpered and stared at the closed doors.
Then God appeared beside the dog, patted his head, and said, "Don't feel bad fella'....they won't let ME in either."
A US town is to make it a crime to wear low hung trousers that reveal
underwear.
Delcambre town council, in Louisiana, has unanimously passed the new law.
And Mayor Carol Broussard says she will gladly rubber stamp it.
"If you expose your private parts, you'll get a fine," she said.
Offenders will face a US$500 (approx £250 fine or NZ$ 650. or IND Rs. 20,000.) and also risk up to six months in jail.
The law adds underwear to the list of what must not be revealed under state indecent exposure laws.
" Some residents say the new law targets blacks, as low-slung trousers are fashionable among hip hop fans.
But Ms Broussard denied it was racially motivated: "White people wear
sagging pants with their undies showing, too," she said.
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