Healing with humour: Taking better care of ourselves =>;-))
http://www.hknet.org.nz/healthNhumour.html
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Laughter Therapy - its no joke:
http://www.healthlibrary.com/reading/yod/march98/news.htm
Healing with humour: Taking better care of ourselves =>;-))
http://www.hknet.org.nz/healthNhumour.html
Visit our Hasya Rasa pages
Laughter Therapy - its no joke:
http://www.healthlibrary.com/reading/yod/march98/news.htm
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So Lord Caitanya is known as the one:
- hasya-kari & hasya-yuk ==> who laughs & jokes
- hasya-priya ==> who is fond of joking
- hasya-nagara ==> who is the hero of those expert in speaking joking words
- hasya-grami & hasya-kara ==> is expert at joking
- pushpa-hasa ==> whose smile & laugh are as charminng as flowers.
Lord Gauranga's smiling & laughing qualities ki...
ys Radhe Govinda dasa
P.S. One of the qualities of Srimati Radharani is that she is very expert
in the art of joking.
This is a MUST READ =>;-Q
http://www.digitalsawdust.com
Four Wives parable:
http://www.hknet.org.nz/4wives.pps
Click on this link to see how really short life is.
http://www.sastradana.com/video/lifeisshort.wmv
sent in by Shyamasundar prabhu ACBSP
Angry mouths flip out at a Press Conference
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym9hMtpk9d4
12 days of Xmas Indian style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owK5tHjL0aE
Chanakya (c. 350-283 BC) was adviser and prime minister to the first Maurya Emperor Chandragupta (c. 340-293 BC), and architect of his rise to power.
A man is great by deeds, not by birth.
Treat your child like a darling the first five years. For the next five years, scold them when necessary. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them as your friends. Your grownup children are your best friends.
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person.
Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats beauty and youth.
There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interest. This is a bitter truth.
Before you start any work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, what the results might be and will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead.
Once you start working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest.
As soon as fear approaches near, attack and destroy it.
In order to prove the supreme position of Srimati Radharani, one day,
Krsna appeared to suddenly fall ill. As He lay sick, He came in another
form, disguised as a physician, and said:
"O Yasoda, I have heard that your boy has caught some disease. Is it
true?
"Yes, yes, who are you?"
"I am a physician, a mystic physician and.I would like to see your
son. What is His disease?"
"He fainted; perhaps He has a headache."
Then Krsna in the dress of the physician told Mother Yagoda, "This
is a very serious disease. I want to cure Him. But I can only do so if
I can have some water brought in a porous pot. Some water should be brought
from the Yamuna in a pot that has many holes in it. Only a chaste lady
can do this. A chaste girl must bring some water in a porous pot. With
the help of that I shall give some medicine to this boy, and He will come
to consciousness immediately."
Then Yasoda madly began to search Vrndavana for a chaste lady. Jatila
and Kutila were Radharani's mother-in-law and sister-in-law. Because they
naturally preached that there was doubt or suspicion about the chastity
of the other girls among the gopis, they themselves were generally considered
to be chaste. So Yasoda appealed to one of them, Jatila, first. "Take this
porous pot and fetch some water from the Yamuna."
"How is it possible? To fetch water in a porous pot is impossible."
"No. The physician says that if one is really a chaste lady, then she
can fetch water in a porous pot."
Jatila could not avoid the mad request of Yasoda. Her request was so
intense that she had to go. But she could not fetch water from the Yamuna
because there were so many holes in the pot. Then Kutila was requested
to fetch water in the pot, but she dared not venture to try it, seeing
the attempt of her mother. Still, Yasoda was so earnest in her request
that Kutila also could not avoid the task. Yasoda couldn't tolerate for
a second that her son was in such a condition. And so her request was so
intense that Kutila had to go. But she could not fetch water either, because
there were so many holes in the waterpot that the water just poured through.
They were astonished, thinking, "What can we do? Among all the girls
in Vraja, not a single chaste girl is to be found? What a horrible thing!"
So Krsna, in the garb of a physician, singled out Radharani, saying: "I
think that She is a chaste lady. Request Her to fetch the water."
And at the request of Yasoda, Radharani could not avoid the task. She
had to go fetch water, but She was thinking of Krsna: "If You come to My
relief, then only it may be possible; otherwise it is impossible", She
prayed. Radharani dipped the porous pot in the water as Krsna touched the
pot from within the water. And Radharani with great suspicion took the
pot from the water and in great wonder She said, "The water is there!"
She had taken some of Her maids, the sakhis, Her chief friends, with Her,
and they were all astounded to find that She drew the water from the Yamuna.
The holes were there but still the water remained within the pot. So She
brought the water to Yasoda and everyone was astounded. And that water
with some fictitious medicine was given to the boy Krsna, and Krsna arose
from His "unconscious" state.
This was a tactic by Krsna to show the position of Radharani, to show
what chastity is. What is chastity? Ordinary "chastity" is not real chastity.
Real purity, real chastity, is far above all relative considerations of
chastity. And that is inconceivable, beyond our knowledge and reason, just
as how a porous pot can contain water. It is a miracle.
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist. Here's what happened:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible his ass could be out there practicing law somewhere.
Pull my finger !!!
A gang of Romanian robbers broke into a bank's headquarters in a daring
overnight raid - only to find it empty.
The three criminals expected to hit the jackpot with their raid on the Nova Bank in Constanta. But they did not know that the bank was relocating to new premises and the building was empty.
Police said the gang broke into the building, which had been closed for renovation work, by forcing the main doors.
A police spokesman said, "The robbers thought they would make the hit of their lives but instead broke into an empty building.
The robbers were seen by neighbours when they left the building empty-handed then caught.
MORAL:
Get yer facts right
An elderly couple were attending church when about halfway through the
service she leans over and says to him, "I just had a silent passing of
gas.
What should I do?"
Her husband leans over to her and replies, "When we get home put a new battery in your hearing aid, .....you just told everyone in church."
Did you ever wonder? 
DID YA KNOW OR DO YA CARE?
More people are killed by donkeys every year than are killed by plane crashes.
........did you hear about the thief that fell and broke his leg in
wet cement?
He became a hardened criminal.
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
section in a swimming pool?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one
enjoys it?
There are three religious truths:
A. The Jewish do not re cognize Jesus as the Messiah.
B. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the
Christian faith.
C. Catholics do not recognize each other in the liquor store
or at Hooters.
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
called Holes?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale
bread to begin with?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who
drives a racecar is not called a racist?
Strike NUN
Anglicize
Peter and Alfred Nussbaum were tailors and partners in the firm Nussbaum Brothers; and after many years they decided to Anglicize their names and henceforth the firm should be known as the Nuss Brothers.
After completing the legal paperwork, they informed the receptionist, Ethel, that from Monday on, she should answer the phone as "Nuss Brothers."
"I quit," said Ethel.
"But why?", asked Peter, "the pay and benefits will be the same!"
"Yeah? Well YOU answer the phone then. I don't want to answer and find that the caller says he wants to speak with Mr. Nuss. Then I have to say...
"Yes Sir; which one? P-Nuss or A-Nuss?"
from Patricia
"You are what you eat"
The ways of this material world - strange but true
Two Angry Women - Female Road Rage.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2677362849377990424
High tech Note book
Introducing the book
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/introducing-the-book-p1.php?emf=1
ROPE, n. An obsolescent appliance for reminding assassins that they too are mortal. It is put about the neck and remains in place one's whole life long. It has been largely superseded by a more complex electrical device worn upon another part of the person; and this is rapidly giving place to an apparatus known as the preachment.
Devil's Dictionary, Ambrose Bierce
http://www.online-literature.com/bierce/devilsdictionary/
.......more optical illusions and paradigm twists here:
thanks 2 Shyamasundara prabhu ACBSP
ROSTRUM, n. In Latin, the beak of a bird or the prow of a ship. In America,
a place from which a candidate for office energetically expounds the wisdom,
virtue and power of the rabble.
Devil's Dictionary, Ambrose Bierce
http://www.online-literature.com/bierce/devilsdictionary/
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says:
Let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better".
The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?"
The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "You are getting better" at the bottom.
The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:
"You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom".
This sheds light on the new "Smacking Bill" in NZ
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
....this is an Andy Rooney Quote
Did you ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
You may want tvisit our Vegetarian section instead
Please Try our little Colour Test - Right Brain vs Left Brain:
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