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Laughter Therapy - its no joke:
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Healing with humour: Taking better care of ourselves =>;-))
http://www.hknet.org.nz/healthNhumour.html
Visit our Hasya Rasa pages
Laughter Therapy - its no joke:
http://www.healthlibrary.com/reading/yod/march98/news.htm
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So Lord Caitanya is known as the one:
- hasya-kari & hasya-yuk ==> who laughs & jokes
- hasya-priya ==> who is fond of joking
- hasya-nagara ==> who is the hero of those expert in speaking joking words
- hasya-grami & hasya-kara ==> is expert at joking
- pushpa-hasa ==> whose smile & laugh are as charminng as flowers.
Lord Gauranga's smiling & laughing qualities ki...
ys Radhe Govinda dasa
P.S. One of the qualities of Srimati Radharani is that she is very expert
in the art of joking.
This is a MUST READ =>;-Q
http://www.digitalsawdust.com
Four Wives parable:
http://www.hknet.org.nz/4wives.pps
Click on this link to see how really short life is.
http://www.sastradana.com/video/lifeisshort.wmv
sent in by Shyamasundar prabhu ACBSP
Angry mouths flip out at a Press Conference
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym9hMtpk9d4
12 days of Xmas Indian style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owK5tHjL0aE
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sent in by a Moslem friend of mine Shahin
A Gurukul School teacher asked the little children, as they were on
the way to the temple for Srimad Bhagavatam class,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet when we go into the Bhagavatam
class?"
One bright little gurukuli replied, "Because people are sleeping."
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to
get some water for cooking dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at
him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Grandma's kitchen.
"Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Grandma asked him.
"I can't get any water from that water hole, Grandma," exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one.
Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"
"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
Biblical Truth:
Contrary to popular belief, it wasn't the apple on the tree that got
us banished from Paradise.
It was the pair on the ground.
Did you ever wonder? 
before you asked
Mourners at a chapel in Belgium were shocked when a mobile phone started ringing inside the coffin.
Relatives of Chester Marshal have now lodged a complaint against the undertaker.
Mr. Marshal died instantly when his motorcycle crashed into a tractor.
Because the body was badly mutilated, the undertaker suggested the family
say their final farewell with the body already in the coffin.
They were all gathered around the coffin at the undertaker's premises
on the evening before the funeral when the phone started ringing.
Some members of the family were so startled they ran outside while the undertaker had to reopen the coffin to empty the dead man's pockets.
The relatives want police to charge the undertaker who they say cannot have prepared the body properly.
A policeman, who's a disagreeable sort, stops a local farmer on minor traffic infringement and berates the poor man this way and that, dressing him down most unfairly.After the lecture, which the farmer takes well, the constable starts writing the man up.
As he's writing, he begiins to swat at flies circling his head.
"The circle flies botherin' you, are they?" asks the farmer.
"Why do you call 'em circle flies, old man?"
"We call 'em that on the farm 'cause we find 'em flying around and around the horses' behinds," says the farmer.
"Are you calling me a horse's arse?' snarls the cop.
'Oh, saints, no, I wouldn't think of such a thing."
The cop goes back to writing.
"Kinda hard to fool the flies, though."
It's a good thing someone invented venetian blinds.
Otherwise, it would be curtains for everyone.
When you paid yer money to view from the newly opened "Bike Stand" did you imagine this was what it was???
The ways of this material world - strange but true
......puts a whole new meaning on catching the morning train on the
way to the office
Equal Rights nothing..........
When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
RESPONSIBILITY, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one's neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
Devil's Dictionary, Ambrose Bierce
http://www.online-literature.com/bierce/devilsdictionary/
.......more optical illusions and paradigm twists here:
Two women were out shopping. When they started to discuss their home
lives, one said,
"Seems like all we do is fight these days. I've been so upset that
I've lost twenty pounds."
"Why don't you just leave him then?" asked the friend.
"Oh ! No, Not yet," the first replied. "I'd like to lose at least another
fifteen pounds first."
oooooopsy did I say sorry for cutting in front of you?
On a business trip to India, a colleague of mine arrived at the airport in Delhi. He took a taxi to his hotel, where he was greeted by his hospitable Indian host.
The cab driver requested the equivalent of eight dollars U.S. for the fare, which seemed reasonable, so my friend handed him the money. But the host grabbed the bills and initiated a verbal assault upon the cabby, calling him a worthless parasite and a disgrace to their country for trying to over- charge visitors. The host threw half the amount at the driver and told him never to return. As the taxi sped off, the host gave the remaining bills to my colleague and asked him how his trip had been.
"Fine," the businessman replied, "until you chased the cab away with my luggage in the trunk."
REVELATION, n. A famous book in which St. John the Divine concealed all that he knew. The revealing is done by the commentators, who know nothing.
Devil's Dictionary, Ambrose Bierce
http://www.online-literature.com/bierce/devilsdictionary/
just resting on the seabed...............it had a long journey......
Three Wise Women
Do you know what would have happened if it had been three wise women instead of three wise men?
They would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the
baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought practical gifts!
That's what women would LIKE you to believe. However, this is what would have really happened.
They would have been late getting started (It's tough to get your make-up so that it doesn't clash with the camel).
Then one would have to go back to change clothes because her outfit was too similar to one of the other's.
After a quick (6 hours) stop at the mall for the gift, they would have a huge fight about whether or not a Barney Sleeper fell into the category of swaddling clothes.
Half way to the oasis the camel would have broken down (no one checked his water level).
After finally arriving at Bethlehem (They had to stop and ask directions 12 times), they stopped at a beauty parlor to get their hair done (They couldn't see the baby looking like that).
When they saw the stable they turned around and went back to a Howard Johnson's and got a room for everyone (There was no way they were going to stay in a dump like that).
The feminine trio finally arrived back at the stable only to find that the new parents had left for Egypt.
sent in by Anony Mouse dd
sent in by Ament - Auck
All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear... and be misread.
These are not made up. Check them out yourself!
1. "Who Represents" is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their web site is http://www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at http://www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at http://www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at http://www.therapistfinder.com
5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, http://www.powergenitalia.com
6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales, http://www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always http://www.ipanywhere.com
8. The First Cumming Methodist Church web site is http://www.cummingfirst.com
9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky web site, http://www.speedofart.com
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